One Morning At The UN.

I posted this earlier on Myspace, but I just feel it needs more exposure.

Stolen blatantly from the Rottweiler: http://nicedoggie.net/2009/

One Morning At The UN.

A representative from Israel began: ‘Before beginning my talk, I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a good opportunity to have a bath!’He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them.’

The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, ‘What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren’t there then.

’The Israeli representative smiled, nodded to the other, smiled and said, ‘And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.’